I just hit my shin, old school style, with the pedal of the state-of-the-art stationary bike … in case you’re wondering how my workout is going. ——- 14 days without Pepsi. I don’t feel like killing as many people as I did a week ago so, improvement! I can run 3 miles again.. I haven’t…

I fold the laundry in the living room. I’m usually do this hated chore sitting on the carpet in front of the TV or on the couch. This makes for a very flimsy excuse when a pair of bright red underwear are found behind the decorative pillow.

I went to see La La Land alone after work one day when it was still playing in the theaters. I couldn’t go home because potential buyers were snooping through my things so I bought my ticket and sat in the dark, cool theater and positively lost myself from beginning to end. The ending is…