I just had the world’s most humiliating bikini wax. I am dying of shame so, of course, I’m here to share it with the world. Okay, not the world, per se, but the 9 people who regularly read my thought vomits. Who knows? It could be the world someday. Fingers crossed! My regular lady wasn’t…

I am up to my ass in Cowboys country. Everything is blue and grey in this town except for the Philadelphia fans wearing their Eagle green. Two grown ass men (one of them, my husband — who has a doctorate, by the way) shared an elevator and swapped barbs as the elevator rose. “Oh, my…

Feeling a bit like a pig wearing lipstick, we passed the regular lines and walked right up to the representative to check in for our Dallas flight at American Airlines Priority. A First Class perk, we were not charged the bag fee for our suitcase and, I should think not, considering how much the damn…

I hate football. I hate everything about football. Except for the delicious food my husband serves during the Super Bowl, there is absolutely nothing I give a rat’s ass about in regards to the game. That said, I had to pretend I was interested for months in order to gather information I needed to plan…

I’ve been researching and planning my spouse’s FBI retirement/50th birthday/25th anniversary present for about two years. I knew it was going to be Dallas Cowboys related but, until January, I wasn’t definitively sure in what way. I was hoping to send his ass to an adult Cowboys training camp but they don’t offer one. Finally,…

I recently joined Rover.com so I could walk dogs and get some doggy love without the heartbreaking commitment of owning (and losing) a dog. An option of the services offered is being available for dog-sitting or doggie daycare, where the dog stays in your home rather than you going to pick them up for quick…