People who blow their noses in restaurants should be eternally grateful that I do not possess the targeting system to track the offenders with a three-pointed laser sight arranged in a triangular formation to increase accuracy for a shoulder mounted weapon which fires armor-penetrating plasma bolts like the Predator.

[Actual footage of my inner thoughts when I hear someone blow their nose in a restaurant.]

Seriously! It’s disgusting and it’s unappetizing to hear snot being blown while eating!

Don’t do it!