Condo Sex

Living in a condo has been an adjustment, to say the least, and the list of differences between condo and single home living goes on and on.

Right now, I’m most bothered by hearing my neighbors have sex.

Thank goodness, we don’t hear anything vocal but we can certainly pinpoint the apex of their act with precision. That is when their headboard, does a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat on the adjoining wall. I can’t stress enough how grateful I am that we don’t hear moans or grunts. There is only the sudden banging that sounds like someone is nailing a picture frame hook to the wall with one of those tiny hammers.

Unfortunately, they tend to have sex around midnight or 1 am.

Fortunately, it doesn’t last very long.

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