My superpower is the ability to ignore you so hard you’ll doubt your own existence.

The pantry cabinets in the home I grew up in were stupidly deep. I had emptied out all of the cans, bottles and boxes to wipe the shelves. Almost like crawling into a tunnel, I had climbed onto a chair and was bent over, half in-half out, reaching into the back with the rag when…

My children have always just followed me around like little ducklings. This is especially true about airports, where they just blindly followed and copied everything their dad and I were doing. I’m positive they didn’t give the process any thought. During one trip, I realized that our parental guidance had been severely lacking in this…

The dental hygienist told me that I have the cleanest mouth she has seen today!

It’s a surprise to absolutely no one who knows me that I hate running. I don’t like doing a 5K but I like having done a 5K. I don’t get the adrenaline rush until about 27 minutes after the race is over so it does me no good whatsoever. Here are some of my most…

Living in a condo has been an adjustment, to say the least, and the list of differences between condo and single home living goes on and on. Right now, I’m most bothered by hearing my neighbors have sex. Thank goodness, we don’t hear anything vocal but we can certainly pinpoint the apex of their act…

Always check the box before putting your pasta in the oven to keep warm: